Hot Take: Alamo is unmatched
Within the cold brick walls of Holt, floor-to-ceiling windows of Appleby, and grimy halls of North Hutch persists an age-old question: which Webb dorm is the best? This Tuesday, Kenny Clay (‘25) makes his case for Alamo.
“Highkey, Alamo is the best dorm,” Kenny said. “It has good location to campus, it has single rooms, and I think it’s arguable that we have the best dorm head. [Ms. H] is taking the Alamites to Disneyland, you know.”
Located at the center of campus, Alamo is the oldest dormitory at Webb. Over the years, the dorm has garnered a particular winning reputation — and, with it, its own crowd of Alamites — that embodies its unique culture. At the end of the day, though, Kenny thinks it comes down to the people.
“The Alamites just have certain characteristics about them — like, eccentric qualities — that I think when you see someone, you can say it makes sense that they live in Alamo,” Kenny said. “When you get to Alamo, [the culture] is a little different — in a good way. We don’t have any first-years in the dorm, so there’s a lot less tomfoolery that goes on, in a sense. God hates freshmen.”
Hot Take: the ‘Webb Bubble’ doesn’t exist
The ‘Webb Bubble’ — the belief that the school exists in a sheltered, unaffected echo chamber — is a staple of Webb’s culture. Yet Dr. Mark Dzula, Director of Teaching and Learning Resources, rejects its very existence.
“A lot of people use the metaphor of the ‘Webb Bubble’ to describe a sense of separation and preciousness that our campus community has,” Dr. Dzula said. “I don’t think it’s accurate nor an apt metaphor.”
Dr. Dzula claims that, because Webb remains embedded in the real world, there is no barrier that isolates Webb from the outside. And, as Webbies invoke the ‘Webb Bubble’ as an excuse for the community’s shortcomings, he calls for more attentiveness to not only the unique environment of their school, but also its context within the greater, more real world.
“We definitely live in a distinct context and a distinct environment, but I don’t think it’s that different from the world around us,” Dr. Dzula said. “Be attentive, be present. The world is perhaps more connected than you think.”
Hot Take: Webbies lack moral courage
As leadership selection season nears, rising juniors and seniors — through several applications and interviews — must prove that they are the right person for the job. Moral courage — the ability to overcome fear and social pressure — is the core of leadership at Webb. Yet, Sarah Lantz, Dean of Students, thinks it’s hard to come by.
“While Webb students are introduced to the idea of moral courage — we probably talk about it more than the average day or boarding school — it is really, really hard to practice,” Dean Lantz said. “While we say, ‘yes, our students have moral courage,’ it’s something that even as adults, we practice.”
At the core of its mission, Webb commits itself to cultivating students that “act with honor and moral courage” and “lead with distinction.” But, to Dean Lantz, many Webbies don’t always harbor these qualities.
“I don’t think anybody at Webb has perfect moral courage,” Dean Lantz said. “Courage — it’s a virtue, it’s learned. Webb students probably have the propensity to act on moral courage, to learn, recognize, and practice it more than other high school students… but I also think that they’re high school students.”
Hot Take: class spirit tears us apart
Theme Week. Spirit Week. Webb Day & Night. For years, Webbies of different grades have competed for the title of ‘Best Class at Webb.’ While we all know that the Class of 2024 reigns supreme, Mirabel Raphael (‘24) has reservations about these kinds of activities altogether.
“From freshman year, [Webb tries] to get you to bond with your class with this idea of ‘class spirit,’” Mirabel said. “You should feel proud of your class and connected to your class, but the way that we try to create that is by fostering division between grades, which is really artificial and baseless.”
So, what should we do instead? Mirabel suggests activities that promote ‘Webb spirit’ over class competitions like this year’s revamped Spirit Week. Yet, as Webb has invested more into class rivalries, a transition to school-wide spirit activities becomes less and less plausible.
“I don’t think people see [school-wide spirit] activities as exciting,” Mirabel said. “But the way you get to a real community isn’t through fighting or through a day where you all play games together, enjoy yourself, and nobody loses. It’s more about having a healthy school community overall.”





